BGW
Feb 01, 2006, 02:41 PM
My Yearly Physical
I went to the doctor this week for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I said.
The nurse put me on the scales.
It turns out that I weighed 170
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 6," I said.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 4".
She then takes my blood pressure
and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"
I went to the doctor this week for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I said.
The nurse put me on the scales.
It turns out that I weighed 170
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 6," I said.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 4".
She then takes my blood pressure
and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"