Never Ending Story... (Game)

[Yosemite_Wolf]

Just dont let it be Kiltman!........................

[BGW]

"Not KiltMan!", Bgirl exclaimed, "I just might stay home then!",she pouts and....

[MtnBreeze]

But then comes up with another amazing idea....she jumps in her truck and heads off to confer with

[Yosemite_Wolf]

Rima and Kim about getting Gawaine to jump out of the cake..... Mmmmmmm wonder if its a good idea letting him do something like that BGW.

[BGW]

Knowing that if she checked and rechecked as to if something was a good idea or not before doing whatever it may be...BGW knows no one including herself would ever have any fun or embark on new adventures! BGW just hopes that with enough Finlandia Gawaine will...

[Patagoniamaniac]

in fact jump out of the cake wearing his special pink fringed thong...he then..

[Yosemite_Wolf]

He then went on to describe how he would peel off the thong......

[BGW]

one elephant ear at a time and then grab the trunk ever so...

[frmmts2sea]

gently cause a mouse might crawl uo his trunk

[BGW]

Laughing so hard that Dr. Pepper flies out of her nose, BGW thinks maybe...just maybe...Wolfie is right...this might not be a good idea and asks Wolfie if she met any of the Thunder Down Under crew while she was in Australia last year. Wolfie thought for a minute and said...

[Kim]

Define "met them". Because if "met them" merely meant seeing any of the Thunder and learning their names, then yes, she did meet some of them. But if "met them" meant she....

[feelinfroggie]

has one or two of these guys chained in a back bedroom closet well then that's a totally different..

[Yosemite_Wolf]

but she lets em out now and then to pee. BGW still wants to see Gawain and Kiltman pop out of the cake.... wonder how much we would have to pay them.... so BGW checks her account and runs over to confer with Kim, Rima, Wolfie, Dodge, and Pops. ......

[BGW]

Smiles real big and calls Kiltman, Because one of BGW biggest thrills is to see Kiltman's...

[Yosemite_Wolf]

kilt come flying up around his hips as he pops out of the cake.....

[Kim]

and trips over the blue ribbon underneath. so BGW and Kim laugh and head for the hockey game, because those guys are really hot and their shorts are split all the way up. As they walk in to SMC, they notice the entrance to the "room" is unblocked and Freddie is standing outside. BGW sneaks up behind Freddie and Kim distracts him by...

[BGW]

Trying to take Freddie's temperature. Meanwhile BGW slides through the door and heads straight for #10 Ray DiLauro as she thinks he is the only true hottie on the team. Upon finding him she...

[Kim]

she discovers that Ray has been recalled to Cleveland AGAIN. BGW looks around the room, makes a note to herself to remind Wolfie that Luke wears number 72, not 27, then remembers that puck bunnies suck and she's here to watch a hockey game. She goes to her seat and cheers on the team like the fan that she is.
Mean while, Kim is trying frantically to pull the thermometer out of Freddie's

[BGW]

Originally posted by Kim:
she discovers that Ray has been recalled to Cleveland AGAIN. BGW looks around the room, makes a note to herself to remind Wolfie that Luke wears number 72, not 27, then remembers that puck bunnies suck and she's here to watch a hockey game. She goes to her seat and cheers on the team like the fan that she is.
Mean while, Kim is trying frantically to pull the thermometer out of Freddie's

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[Kim]

Originally posted by bgirlsworld:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kim:
she discovers that Ray has been recalled to Cleveland AGAIN. BGW looks around the room, makes a note to herself to remind Wolfie that Luke wears number 72, not 27, then remembers that puck bunnies suck and she's here to watch a hockey game. She goes to her seat and cheers on the team like the fan that she is.
Mean while, Kim is trying frantically to pull the thermometer out of Freddie's

We interrupt the regularly scheduled story telling for this important announcement:

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif SIDE NOTE: BGW gave Wolfie a full ration of Sh*T about being in lust with the wrong jersey all night tonight!!

We now take you back to the story already in progess. Please excuse any inconvenience!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Don't forget the extra ration about the #27 jersey hanging in the rafters. Is that what she was looking at all night?
Anyway....of his armpit, and it was a scary thing because Falcons don't use deodorant. After she got the thermometer out, Freddie cried and asked if he could go up to Bass Lake to find other birds, as the ones in Fresno are snobby and mean. So after the game, BGW and Kim tied him to the top of the truck and brought him to the previously mentioned party, thinking that he could pop out of a cake as well as anyone. Gawaine instantly because covetous because now SRB had a mascot and CPG did not. So he went out and found a...

[BGW]

a wolf! Thinking he could actually tame and domesticate it into mascot submission. Had he only researched this a bit harder he have know wolves...

[Kim]

answer to Coldwolf and Wolfie only. They tend to get rowdy and hog the mike at gigs when utilized by mere mortals. So Gawaine had to hire Wolfie as a roadie to control the wolf, which he named...

[BGW]

He named Roland...as in the old Dr.Hook song about Roland the Roadie and Gertrude the Groupie. So, Gawaine, Wolfie, and Roland began to tour the California Coastline...one small resort town after another. But, you know Wolves and keeprs...trouble is always just around the corner. They pulled into cClear Lake hoping to get a gig at the Konocti Harber resort but as luck would have it....

[Kim]

Air Supply was booked there for the next 27 weekends. Gawaine had always kept posters of Air Supply on his bedroom wall; and in fact, was writing songs for the reunion tour on the sly because he has a soft spot in his....

[BGW]

...in his wrangler's that he got while down on his knees begging to have the band sing his songs! The Air Supply...now technically senior citizens were threated by including young blood into their realm of music so they...

[Kim]

said, "shoo, boy, and come back when you're a member of AARP." So Gawaine took his entourage back to Oakhurst, took down his posters of Air Supply, (leaving Shaun Cassidy and John Stamos up in the back of the closet) and said

[BGW]

and promptly tossed Roland, the mascot wolf, out back. Roland, being the Wolf that he is, didn't take to kindly to being so easily tossed aside and...

[Sandman]

blamed Sandman for all of the strange happenings of the last few days. Sandman was in charge of a super powerful machine that turned the entire world backwards and all of the OF friends were confused. That's when they all turned to Sandman and said... "

[monkey]

"Are you Sandman or DodgerGirl?" As he looked kind of like Dodge, but sound like Sandman. Which only added to the mass confusion which swept the area. Due to the super powerful machine that turned the entire world backwords, everyone was driving on the wrong side of the road, mashing their potatoes PRIOR to cooking them and eating their deserts BEFORE dinner.
Newcomer DEFLATED his Big Mama, Wolfie thought she was on yet another trip to yet another strange land and Bgirl...

[BGW]

...woke up to discover she was pregnant and getting married. Two things not possible before the super powerful machine that turned the entire world backwards. How could Sandman do this to her? She was so confused and hurt, that Bgirl decided to....

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[monkey]

gather together a group of the forum members to try and devise a plan to destroy the super powerful machine that turned the entire workd backwards. But she was unable to find anyone. She looked at the lake where she saw Surfus trying to BACK UP his waverunner, oakhurstleaf taking bbq sauce OFF the ribs and horrors of all horrors, a OF member telling bGirl that when her child is old enough, it should be spanked! (lol)
Total mayhem abounded, Bgirl did not know where to turn so she called...

[BGW]

...the one person/OOF Member she should never...would never call for advice; this being a entire backwards world and all...What she discovered was that since it was a backwards world...

[monkey]

there were many blessings to be found as well. Those who had fears, lost them. Those who were ill, became healthy, those who had disagreements, learned to appreciate each other. She also discivered that...

[Yosemite_Wolf]

Sandman, awake again at 2 am set his superpowerful machine to "eternally on"..... Bgirl was aghast and set her sights on destroying this machine, so she revs up her new chipper, and began pushing and shoving the superpowerful machine.............

[Sandman]

...into the chipper. That's when Yosmemite Joy ran in to stop her. She explained that the machine is what kept life in Oakhurst fun. It just needed to be taken apart and repaired so that...

[Yosemite_Wolf]

Sandman can continue to mess with the OF members minds. But SandMan doesnt see it that way, he figures that he could use the SuperPowerful Machine to produce platinum CDs by Stone River. .....

[Kim]

"But wait" Sandman sez to himself. "Stone River doesn't need a super machine to make platinum CDs. If I mess with the band and Epic starts singing like a girl, Kim will.......

[Yosemite_Wolf]

kill me, and then who will run the superpowerful machine......

[BGW]

...and somewhere deep within the center of the earth...Bill Gates could be heard laughing. Gates' plot to take over the world was...

[Sandman]

...about to begin as he started up his magnetically controlled island monster. Planes begin to crash and...

[Kim]

and Sandman quickly sent PMs to the Forums crowd begging them to forgive him for starting this mess and please join him in the hidden caverns at Wawona Tunnel. He then packed his

[simplicity]

jeep with supplies for the summer & headed up to Shuteye to spend some quality time with his friends & family. On the way he picks up

[Yosemite_Wolf]

Messy, Wolfie, SheilaMae, KK and Newcomer, Pops, Dodge, babypops and even Surfy. Kim and Epic joined the gang.
Bgirl joins in the caravan in her big truck, carrying bicycles and forums members that she picked up on the way.

[monkey]

Monkey sat in a tree, very afraid, hoping one of the forums members would come rescue her, but it appeared all had left without her. She had to find another way to escape the magnetically controlled island monster. Suddenly...

[Yosemite_Wolf]

Sandmans Jeep is on its way to rescue Monkey from her tree... just seems Sandman got into a bit of trouble trying to navigate the driveway into the Inn.

[beautiful_mess38]

after he ran into a rock and skidded the rest of the way down the driveway he saw the monkey in the tree. She hopped in the jeep grateful for the rescue but had to cover her eyes while he navigated the jeep back up the NGI driveway. With a few more dents in the jeep
they started up the road to shuteye when they saw Yosemite Sam and his mule. They stopped and said.......

[Kim]

"Where the hell were you when we were trying to get up and down that there driveway?"
Sam stopped dead in his tracks, blushed, and said...

[Yosemite_Wolf]

Well yer darn tootin! I was out with AAA teaching him how to pan for gold. He ought to be along here any minute now on his new Mtn bike..... perhaps we could join ya all in Shuteye............................

[Kim]

"...I can leave the mule with AAA, bein' as he won't ride in the Jeep". Yosemite Sam climbed into the Jeep, strapped himself onto the rollbars, and proceeded to________Sandman.

[Yosemite_Wolf]

Yosemite Sam and AAA continue to feed Sandman beers (Newcastle) he continues an attempt at driving..... Dodgergrl notices how Sandman is on the wrong (British) side of the road and orders Sandman to pull over...............

[Sandman]

...but it's too late! Sandman crashes the Jeep. The next thing he knows, he is upside down in the Jeep and a very scary Wolf is standing beside him and giving an evil stare like she wants to make him her next meal. Sandman quickly...

[only1alphafemale]

makes the sign of the cross over his body....( for protection against a wolf??) :) after O1af makes sure this human isnt hurt~ she continues to stare angrily at him... then *growls* a question
~ "JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?! franatically waving her paws in the air..as she taps her hind paw impatiently waiting for an answer...:mad: You and your jeep have landed in my flower garden... now my flowers will be all mixed up?! ? Thats............

[only1alphafemale]

not acceptable! Do you weed-eat by any chance???? Me thinks we can work off the damages to my flower bed.............. ! ( Lol ~ ) BTW Your kind of cute hanging there upside down like that, but you look a little.........

[Sandman]

...angry. What's wrong with you?

"Well, I really didn't want to drink today. I was planning to be somewhere else with a friend and that friend will probably be upset that I decided to have drinks instead of helping with...