Never Ending Story... (Game)

[MtnBreeze]

I was wondering if we might like to participate in another game since word associtation has gone on so long. soooooooo.....How about a story? I'll start and each person adds a few lines of their own....just an idea....worth a try to see what we come up with http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/lol420.gif Usually they turn out pretty funny. Most of us seem to have good imaginations LOL

Once upon a time, in a small town in the mountains lived an eccentric gentleman who....

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I changed the title of this thread from "Another Game?" to "Never Ending Story... (Game)" -Sandman

[beautiful_mess38]

eccentric man who loves trucks, ducks and one day ran amuck.

[Lacey]

He loaded his truck with ducks and drove through Oakhurst so fast he left a trail of ducks flying from his truck.

Live life with love and laughter

[Mysteefied]

The trail of ducks that flew from the truck, left feathers everywhere, the townsfolk, collected the feathers and made....


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lacey:
He loaded his truck with ducks and drove through Oakhurst so fast he left a trail of ducks flying from his truck.

Live life with love and laughter<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

"In order to reach your GOAL, you must first set one!"

[beautiful_mess38]

collected the feathers and made = feathered hats, the townspeople thought they looked pretty spiffy.

[Mibrew]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by beautiful_mess38:
collected the feathers and made = feathered hats, the townspeople thought they looked pretty spiffy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mibrew start collecting all the feathered hats right off the heads of the townspeople that were wearing them, and met the ducks who were shivering by the pond ..Quack Quack!! they yelled in joy and....

[Mysteefied]

Mibrew start collecting all the feathered hats right off the heads of the townspeople that were wearing them, and met the ducks who were shivering by the pond ..Quack Quack!! they yelled in joy and....[/QUOTE]

Instead of being greatful the ducks plucked all of the clothing off of Milbrew and ran off trying to act like people....

"In order to reach your GOAL, you must first set one!"

[Mibrew]

Instead of being greatful the ducks plucked all of the clothing off of Milbrew and ran off trying to act like people....

And as Mibrew not MiLbrew started running down the mainstreet both with the ducks and Myself we became the best of friends, and started a new fad called "Duck streaking" and.....

[MtnBreeze]

and THEN along came MyHome and when she saw "city boy" duck streaking she......

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[Mysteefied]

...and THEN along came MyHome and when she saw "city boy" duck streaking she......pulled out her digital camera and...

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"In order to reach your GOAL, you must first set one!"

[Barry]

...set it at it's maximum zoom as it was a cold day, but before she had a chance to take a photo a large hairy...

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[Ironhorse]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MtnBreeze:
and THEN along came MyHome and when she saw "city boy" duck streaking she......

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(HEY!!, how'ed I get involved??? I'm scared of ducks!!!!)

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[Ironhorse]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Barry:
...set it at it's maximum zoom as it was a cold day, but before she had a chance to take a photo a large hairy...

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.....a large hairy Big Foot came by and decided it loved Mibrew, picked him up and carried him off to it's cave in Yosemite.....

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[Barry]

...where he was dressed in a cute little pink dress and gold lame....

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[Dodgergirl]

and gold lame....

but Brew, being the daring, quick thinking young man that he is, hurriedly ripped off the offending clothing and fashoned a rope out of it, climbing to safety.
Imagine the look of surprise from the tourists when they saw Brew running along the road, with nothing but a gold rope and....

"Gonna find my way to heaven, 'cause I've done my time in hell..." (Keith Richards)

[Ironhorse]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by mdgreene:
and gold lame....

but Brew, being the daring, quick thinking young man that he is, hurriedly ripped off the offending clothing and fashoned a rope out of it, climbing to safety.
Imagine the look of surprise from the tourists when they saw Brew running along the road, with nothing but a gold rope and....
QUOTE]

.....with a big fierce bear chasing his bare little butt!!! "City Boy" tried to climb up a tree, because being a "City Boy", he didn't know bears could climb too.............

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[beautiful_mess38]

as the bear was on his way up the tree to get "city boy", the bear took a big whiff of city boys rear and started heading back down the tree......

[MtnBreeze]

which was a great relief to "city boy" but as he gazed out from the tree....

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[Lacey]

..he noticed channel 47 Eye Witness News cameras everywhere he looked below the tree. He started to shake and....

Live life with love and laughter

[Mibrew]

And down I came, first knocking down the big bad bear who fell buns first on myhome head which then myhome fell on Mtnbreeze who flatened one of the channel 47 camera's that happen to be filming beautifulmess kissing a monkey, then one of the other camera man was focusing on Mysteefied & Barry and yelled....

[Ironhorse]

"What's their names?" And Barry and Mysteefied yelled back, "Hey you jerks, leave them alone!!!!! We have privacy laws up here and if you keep filming them, we'll bury your bodies and cameras out in the hills and they'll never find you!!!"

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[Newcomer]

Just about that time 2 hollywood producers that were camping nearby saw what was going on and said "Hey, This gives me a great Idea for a new reality TV show. It's about a Citiboy that is left out in the wilderness to survive naked with a Bigfoot companion and they have to -

[Mysteefied]

Make thier way back to the city, and convince everyone that they are....

"In order to attain your GOAL, you must first set one!"

[Ironhorse]

Tarzan and Cheetah........

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[Oakhurst Gal]

The moral of the story - Don't go up a tree with a bear behind.

[Dodgergirl]

New Story

It was a dark and snowy night, I had just managed to find my way home on the unplowed roads when in my headlights appeared...

"Gonna find my way to heaven, 'cause I've done my time in hell..." (Keith Richards)

[Newcomer]

A group of homeless elves, they were trying to find their way back to the town of Coarsegold CA, where they say they were born. The said that they were going back to find the man who was responsible for -

[Mibrew]

Making the water taste sooo bad, and also making all of us turn into elves since then we have all been living in the basement at the Old Broken Bit until recently.....

[Dodgergirl]

...it was reported (by a reliable source) that the move was on up the road to the now defunct Legends. Seems the higher country is good for their little elf selves.
Joining the elves on their trek was (were)...

"Gonna find my way to heaven, 'cause I've done my time in hell..." (Keith Richards)

[beautiful_mess38]

coldwolf, coldwolf led the little elves up to legends. coldwolf and a couple of the elves sat at the ole bar and started a conversation about...

[MtnBreeze]

....old times and how much snow used to fall just above Snowline....and one winter it dropped 4 feet in 4 hours making it virtually .......

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[Newcomer]

Virtually impossible to go out and hunt Snipe. Snipe are very elusive animals and are almost invisible in the snow due to the fact that they are white in color. Coldwolf and the elve's sat at the old dusty bar and downed the last of the beer that they had found behind the counter. Just as they all got really drunk guess who walked in the front door? It was -

[Barry]

George Bush, who was looking for the fairy that had told him about those elusive WMDs in Iraq. When Coldwolf saw who had just walked in he...

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[Mibrew]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Barry:
George Bush, who was looking for the fairy that had told him about those elusive WMDs in Iraq. When Coldwolf saw who had just walked in he...

He...Whip out a machine gun and went totaly postal on anybody or anything that had to do with politics, and as people were running for there lives, he was yelling something about knowing everything about WMD's and that he should become the next President, just then one of the elves jumped up on the bar and screamed...

[Newcomer]

Hey, that's a waste of exspensive ammunition. Do you know what ammo sells for these days? I would not waste my ammo on someone like George Bush. Let's all go hunt Osama bin laden, maybe we will find him in the basement of the broken bunker restaurant in the afgan desert living like his buddy Sadam was. So the elve's set out on their hunt for Osama and their first stop along the way was at-

[Ironhorse]

the Dunkin Donuts shop to hobnob with the local law enforcement and find out how to hunt down a criminal.

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[Dodgergirl]

after not much luck, they headed to the AM PM
where they were sure to find the local law.
Not wanting to dwell on politics, they decided to return to their lair and throw a party to celebrate...

"Gonna find my way to heaven, 'cause I've done my time in hell..." (Keith Richards)

[Barry]

...this years Fairy Pageant, where Mibrew was...

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[Newcomer]

The grand prize winner! He wore his tierra with grace and he pranced around the place. He said rounds are on the house, Just then Tocools walked in the door hearing the word that rounds were on the house. Tocools brought his collection of Karaoke CD's with him and began to sing the song called -

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[Ironhorse]

sing the song called "Beer For My Horses". But Mibrew said he wasn't going to give his micro-brew to a bunch of "dumb" horses when he could drink it all by himself, and as most men become when they drink a lot of beer, become dumb himself. So Mibrew grabbed the keg with the brew in it, hung on to his tiara and raced out the door on a mountain goat..........

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[Mibrew]

...Racing through the mountains on his mountain goat he ended up back at Legends and I yelled the brews are on me as he crashed down the front doors to the surpized poor homeless elves and then they jumped for joy they were so happy even the mountain goat joined in with a song of joy and as everybody was having the time of there lives in walked.......

[beautiful_mess38]

newcomer...he had a plumbing problem and was headed into town. he saw commotion at legends and decided to investigate, brew handed him a beer. newcomer decided to drink up as he did....

[Mibrew]

As newcomer was going to slam down a drink Brew grab the drink back from him and gave it to his beautiful wife to enjoy because I wanted him to be full aware of what was going on when a rare moment of our friend Tis was dancing and pulled a Janet Jackson with her new outfit that was ripped from her body by that darn little mountain goat that was so drunk that.....

[Newcomer]

he ate Tis' clothes, leaving her with nothing but her metal stars. Newcomer and Mibrew's wife quickly covered her with their coats and helped her to her...

[beautiful_mess38]

to her carriage. it was fast approaching midnite at tis had to get home before she turned back to her original......

[MtnBreeze]

tattered jeans and sweatshirt. The fairy had done a great job transforming them into beautiful fashions and she didn't want anyone to see the original. Then as she entered her domain....

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[Dodgergirl]

she noticed dozens of flashing lights, most likely coming from the ...

"Gonna find my way to heaven, 'cause I've done my time in hell..." (Keith Richards)

[beautiful_mess38]

closet....she opened the door slowly and to her amazement saw......

[Barry]

...a small starship from a planet many light years away, and as she stood there two tiny blue aliens emerged from the ship and walked towards her. They stopped, looked up at her, and said...

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[Mibrew]

and said.... Supercalafragalisticexbealadouches.

and all the of the sudden right before them a cloud of smoke appeared and when the smoked cleared, out came......

[Dodgergirl]

...a tall, dark & handsome atranger...
wearing nothing but a ....

"Gonna find my way to heaven, 'cause I've done my time in hell..." (Keith Richards)

[Newcomer]

Napkin from Cactus Jacks to cover his private parts. He said I am here for the Karaoke Contest. I heat that that there is some stiff competition here so I imagine the Viagra shooters are free at the bar. I am here to sing the song called -

[MtnEagle]

"Jeremiah was a bullfrog..." and I need ...

[Dodgergirl]

...a leather jacket, a walkie talkie, a surfboard, a goat, baby wipes and an audience.

Each item has a special meaning to me, for starters, the leather jacket symbolizes....

[Newcomer]

the leather jacket symbolizes my love for bondage. It brings back such sweet memories. But those days are long gone. I am now into -

[MtnBreeze]

singing and climbing mountains...or riding waves. As he took the mic to start his song.....

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[Barry]

.....a talking kangaroo hopped through the door and said, in a strong Irish accent...

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[Mibrew]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Barry:
.....a talking kangaroo hopped through the door and said, in a strong Irish accent...

Add another shrimp to the barby..baby, I'm sauced on Whiskey, got my leather jackets on, and I'm going to whip you to enjoyable pleasure, as soon as I .......

[Newcomer]

as soon as I, Learn how to do an Irish accent and not me Aussie tounge. So let me try this again,
Add a wee bit of corned beef to the barby..baby, and put me kettle on the stove I'm sauced on Whiskey, got my leather jackets on, and take a look at my sexy body! What I really need now is a good -

[MtnEagle]

What I really need now is a good ... Mr. Microphone! So I can...

[Mibrew]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MtnEagle:
What I really need now is a good ... Mr. Microphone! So I can...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

get on my soap box and yell at people who talk on cell phones in restaurants, stores, bathrooms, gyms, and when their driving, then I went and got my swizzle stick and chase a few moles into their hole, but instead I came across a scrub jay who told me this story about a lamb and a hawk and how this hawk love to play games by dropping these red ripe berry that would leave red spots on the lambs back, the lamb always felt the berry dropping but had no idea where or who they were coming from, so he went around the yard telling all his wildlife friends about the feeling of something that was hitting his back, the friends notice the red stains on the lambs back but never said a word until..........

[beautiful_mess38]

until, barry (the lambs owner) came walking up and noticed the red stains. he was standing there scratching his head thinking should i shave him or should i.......

[Newcomer]

give him a nice bubble bath. Poor thing, no real friends to tell him what was going on. Ok - bubble bath it is, so Barry took the lamb and put him in...

[MtnEagle]

and put him in... the claw tub, lathered him up, and rinsed him off, and blow dried him until he looked like a big fluffy cotton ball.

Barry sat back and scratched his head for a moment. Now what am I going to do with...

[Mibrew]

What am I going to do with this big fluffy cotton ball lamb, so he took the lamb to the nearest pet store in Oakhurst ; ) and found that all the pets there were sick or dying, so he high tailed it out of there because the smell was just sooo bad, anyway he ended up going over to Me & Eds Pizza to get some eats and after they ordered they went to sit down and Barry and the lamb notice that the only couple there were throwing up after eating their pizza, so the lamb turned to Barry and....

[beautiful_mess38]

said dont take me to elderberry's they might serve me up for dinner, don't take me to hondo's they might stuff me and hang me on the wall, lets go to palamino's home i heard she's a good cook. so off they went. on they way you'll never guess what happened.......

[MtnBreeze]

TooCools and Lacey happened to be traveling to Pal's also and when they saw Barry with the lamb they.....

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[Mibrew]

they... of course what else? they broke out singing Karaoke, but all of the sudden they started singing "Barry had a little lamb" and they started hearing these boo's and they looked over and saw this squirrel named Simon who said that was it was totaly dreadful, and it was the worse performance he'd had ever seen, but a rat came over named Randy, and said "hey dog" not bad but I really didnt feel it, and almost the same time this pig named Paula came out and said ya know I think it was ok, would ya like to go to Hollywood, and the lamb jumped over the fence leaving Barry and screamed......

[MtnEagle]

screamed in silence, and woke up from it's dreadful dream, because it really wasn't Barry at all, it was Hannibal the Cannibal.

The lamb couldn't take any more, so he figured why not make money at all this crazy stuff, so he went to L.A. and got hired on as an extra for some commercials for this Matress company, and they painted a big black number on his side. So, now he was in need of a bath again, but this time he had bucks to...

[Newcomer]

...do it up right. He hopped a private jet to Hawaii - Kauai and immediately checked into the most luxurious hotel with a prestigious spa - he signed up for the coconut scrub, massage on the lanai, and...

[Mibrew]

And.....Don Ho walked in and said Hey I got a call from Paula the pig and she tells me your looking for a job, we'll in fact I am says the lamb, Don then told the lamb I have this opening for a singing lamb at Hondo's but the pay is not that good, but the benifits are ok, but the only thing is that the owners request that you have to be topless and wear pink panties that say "eat at Hondo's" embroidered on the back, all of the sudden there was this loud bang and the lights went out, the lamb felt something or someone.......

[Dodgergirl]

something or someone.......
whisper softly in his ear...

"Gonna find my way to heaven, 'cause I've done my time in hell..." (Keith Richards)

[beautiful_mess38]

it said, be my valentine or.....

[Newcomer]

or I'll be a wee bit heartbroken. It was the Irish Kangaroo [Bet he's pretty confused... back to the story!] The lamb and the kangaroo pushed their way through the dark and went outside to the warm ocean breezes... the moon was out and waves gently washed ashore. They set off down the beach...

[MtnBreeze]

where they found a huge heart carved in the sand...then they noticed something swimming close to shore and much to their amazement.....

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[beautiful_mess38]

it was barry, swam all the way to hawaii to look for his lamb, come to find out his fluffy lamb with the number on his side and a mic hanging on a chain around his neck, was in love with a kangaroo. he scratched his thinking if i only had a......

[beautiful_mess38]

ooops he scratched what mess?

he scratched his head thinking if i only had a....

[MtnBreeze]

Yacht, I could travel in style back to the mainland and perhaps visit ToCools and Lacey this weekend for the get together...just as he was pondering this....

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[Barry]

...a pirate ship appeared on the horizon, it dropped anchor and a boat headed for shore, and as it got nearer I recongnized my old pal (pun?) Captain Charity Flint (aka Palomino (http://oakhurstforums.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=7666078441&f=5016059742&m=9246050054) ) who was shouting at the top of her voice "I've come to rescue you Mad Harry, your little sister Mad Anne (MtnBreeze) is on the ship and we be going back to visit ToCools and Lacey for the get together". So we all jumped onto the boat and rowed back to the ship, where we set off for the mainhland. But before we reached land....

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[beautiful_mess38]

we forgot the reason for the long swim..we forgot the lamb and the kangaroo!! they were off doing......

[MtnBreeze]

silly stuff that kangaroos and lambs do. All of a sudden on the horizon Barry saw a huge iceburg. Where in the world was this Pirate ship going anyway? He began to worry when who should appear but.....

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[MtnEagle]

He began to worry when who should appear but...

Mathew on a fishing troller with a basket of oranges so that no one got scurvy during the long voyage home to the states.

...after a long period at sea, they finally came to the coast of California at Morrow Bay, and set anchor in the harbor, and everyone stopped by the Fish Bowl for some great Fish & Chips, before they all climbed into the old style H1 Hummer and drove to Oakhurst. That night...

[Sandman]

...everyone headed over to Corky's house to check their email and private topics on Oakhurst Online. Apparently some DSL lines were not working in town, but Corky's network was working just fine. MtnBreeze and Barry decided to jump in the hot tub while everyone else decided to...

[Mibrew]

Decided.....

To start taking pictures so while everybody started to whip out their camera's up above a turkey vulture overhead came baring down at full speed and.....

[MtnBreeze]

Grabbed MiBrew's best beer and right out of his hand too. With a smirk on it's face, the vulture sat down just out of reach of the Brew and guzzled Brew's last micro beer. This was too much for Brew to take and just when he was about to strangle the Vulture...Along came

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[Barry]

...a Peacock who was having a really bad day. He saw what Brew was going to do to his friend the Vulture and looked Brew in the eyes and said...

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[MtnBreeze]

Remember the Movie "The Birds"? Brew stepped back and then out of no where no less than 50 cranes appeared and surrounded Brew. As he stood there pondering the situation....

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[MtnEagle]

and one of the Cranes spoke up and said, "Look, we can't have you messin with one of our cousins, no matter how far removed they are. We just made the hard flight over the range from Crane Valley (Bass Lake), and we are in no mood to play games. Here's a few bucks for the micro brew, you can start up a new batch." The cranes then all lifted up and took off, leaving Mibrew to...

[Newcomer]

soak in the hot tub and ponder where in the world his wife was? Did he leave her back in the Bay area? Did she go to Hawaii? Was she back at their place? Or was she partying back at the bar all this time? He watched the cranes fly in formation up over the hill and...

[MtnBreeze]

and suddenly there was this spine curdling scream from somewhere in the forest....Was it a mountain lion? Sasquatch? Wolf? Bear? Everyone grabbed cameras but no one wanted to actuallly GO into the forest...Just then.......

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[Mibrew]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MtnBreeze:
and suddenly there was this spine curdling scream from somewhere in the forest....Was it a mountain lion? Sasquatch? Wolf? Bear? Everyone grabbed cameras but no one wanted to actuallly GO into the forest...Just then.......

Mibrew..and Who the hell else!!..since I cant keep my name out of these damn story's'..anyway
Brew would never leave his wife sitting in a bar or leave a woman fending for herself so he suddenly jumps into the dangerous forest with nothing but his trusty camera and starts taking picture of these strange scarecrows who have been plotting to take over O.O. by planted these pod seeds that look like......

[MtnBreeze]

Exotic flowers. ToCools shows up and hauls all the scre crows away but the seed pods started sprouting and.....

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[beautiful_mess38]

and they started smelling, the smell was so bad brew ran as fast as he could out of the forest, but he trips over a......

[MtnBreeze]

gopher and suddenly he finds himself in a maze of tunnels and has no idea which way to go. Then who should appear but.....

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[Ironhorse]

That dang turkey vulture. The turkey vulture looked at Mibrew and said "what's your problem City Boy???? Don't you know you can't blindly go running through the woods without getting hurt. Then the turkey vulture grabbed Mibrew by the scruff of his neck (cause he smelled bad from the strange pods), took Brew over to Bass Lake and dumped him in. Brew swam to the surface and spluttered and splattered and said..........

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[Mibrew]

Brew swam to the surface and spluttered and splattered and said..........

You know what? this is some of the best water I have tasted, and its too bad hillview water did not taste as good as this, but ya know what?while I was swimming in the water this nice big old bass fish swims over to me and says

"ya know something that Ive never understood for many many years is that I still don't understand it when they have called it The Bass Lake Derby and then they fish for tagged Trout, and not really for the Bass it really never made any sense to me or my fish buddy's"

Then one of the resident eagles drops down in the water and says:
"gosh darn I have eaten both Bass & Trout and Iv'e got to say it all taste like chicken" ; )

then a trout jumps over my head and say's.....

[Ironhorse]

take City Boy instead, he tastes like chicken too!!!!!! http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/yes.gif

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[MtnEagle]

Meanwhile...

Back at Oakhurst online...

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[Ironhorse]

Back at Oakhust Online.......

Mat was busily trying to get everything set up and running right for the 1st. He had to make sure the political site for Coldwolf was working, that the local events site for Mibrew was working and that all the other sites were working for everyone else. Mtn Eagle was just kind of flying low, looking for trouble and Tis was still http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/bigcry.gif cause she missed the get together Friday night at the Jade. Lacey and TC are still trying to find stuff in the boxes (and probably won't, till they move again). Kahlua Kid was dreaming of singing 9 to 5 at the next karaoke night, Pal was dreaming of getting some sleep, and..................

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[Barry]

...Myhome was busy baking Cornish Pasties, because she knew Barry loved them, although he wasn't supposed to eat them http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/disappointed.gif, but he sometimes cheats http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/pleased.gif. Apart fromk the Cornish Pasties Myhome wanted to cook something suitable for Mibrew, and she had been trying to think of the ideal dish to suit his personaloity and that he would love to eat, and suddenly the answer cam to her, it was of course...

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/ennor/images/crash.gif

[Ironhorse]

Mole Pie!!!!!!!!!! You take pastry, 10 moles (15 if they're little), 2 eggs, 6 carrots, 2 potatoes, 1/2 onion, sage, paprika, dash of chili, basil and thyme. Put in pie tin and bake for 1 hr at 350 degrees. City Boy loves this dish, especially since the moles are "home grown", cause everyone knows if you raise the food yourself, it tastes better. Of course the moles must be free range. After City Boy ate his favorite dish, he decided to take a nap in the hammock and...........

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[MtnBreeze]

became irate when he found a critter had eaten a hole in the hammock. So he hid in the bushes and began taking pictures of each critter that appeared....then

Whatever you do, Enjoy it!! http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/grin2.gif

[Barry]

...as he crouched in the bushes he gradualy became aware of something crawling up his legs, which turned out to be an army of fierce wood ants whose nest he had disturbed. As the ants covered his body they started to attack him. Mibrew jumped up and started running away from the bushes, tearing his clothes off and screaming at the top of his voice that...

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/ennor/images/crash.gif

[Ironhorse]

TAKE ME, I'M YOURS!!!!!!! When he realized there were no takers, he jumped in a snowbank where he met Big Foot. Big Foot was so infatuated with City Boy's hairless, lily white body that he..........

“I know God won’t give me more than I can handle, I just wish he didn’t trust me so muchâ€� - Mother Teresa

[Mibrew]

And he ripped off the Big Foot custume, and in a soft sexy voice said, "I have been following you for a long time you are the man of my dreams" and went on to say my name is Pamela Anderson, and I said, ya don't have to tell me of course I know who you are, but I went on to tell her that I'm married, she stopped me and said " please dont say a word" then she put her hand to her ear and says "did you hear that"? I gave a listen, and low and behold it was.....

[MtnBreeze]

Tis Herself and MyHome singing in the distance. MiBrew and Pamela (cough, cough) (hehehe)... ran ahead and looked on the horizon....yep..they could see the 2 gals carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels and singing at the top of their lungs.....Little did they know...behind them was

Whatever you do, Enjoy it!! http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/grin2.gif

[beautiful_mess38]

tommy and kid rock, thier thinking what the heck is pamela doing with this..this..lily white, married guy, with no clothes on....but then the singing caught thier attention and of course the bottle of jack. kid rock whipped out his....

[Barry]

...big red pencil and notebook, and sat down and scribbled a message on a sheet of paper, which he then screwed up into a ball and threw to Tis and Myhome. Tis picked up the ball of paper, and after reading the message turned to Myhome and said...

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/ennor/images/crash.gif

[MtnBreeze]

We're going to miss the gathering!!!! Let's go!!
Just then up in the sky

Whatever you do, Enjoy it!! http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/grin2.gif

[Barry]

...a helicopter appeared in the distance, and as it got closer Mibrew could see a figure dangling from a line below the helicopter. When the helicopter got close enough to see the figure clearly, a look of horror came over Mibrews face and he pushed Pamela away and ran away screaming as he had recognised the figure dangling from the helicopter - it was...

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/ennor/images/crash.gif

[Newcomer]

Jaon Rivers, She was attempting sneak up and get near enought to ask Pamela who's dress she was wearing? Knowing this Mibrew took his rifle and gave the helo's engine a shot causing the helicopter to go into an immediate dive as it lost power making Joane rivers bounce along the ground ruining the many years of plastic surgery she had in just moments. Joanes body began to become unraveled from all the surgical stitches she had over the years. Just then Michael Jackson drove up and saw Joane laying on the ground and said Joan, can I lend you a hand? I had mine replaced years ago and have extras on a shelf in pickle jars. At this point Joane was furious and said I am gonna sue ______

[MtnBreeze]

the projector broke down during this scene so a new story began to unwind on the adjoining set.

Gabby, the old prospector was rambling along Highway 41 with his mule in tow when a passerby stopped to talk to him. Gabby loved to talk and soon he was relaying a story of the time up near the Ole Strawberry Mine when he met one of John Muir's relatives and.....

Whatever you do, Enjoy it!! http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/grin2.gif

[Sandman]

...he mentioned to him that Sandman decided to bring up an old topic that had not been mentioned in many, many months. The old topic was an old tale. A tale that began with the eccentric man who loved his trucks and ducks. Now the tale has gotten much more complex. You see, it's now 2005 and some new friends have joined the crew in the recent months behind. Among them, an exciting woman named Kahlua Kid, who one day decided to...

[Mysteefied]

Dance with a pole, That is what I heard anyways, and when people started talking about this lady dancing with a pole, all the ladies had to go out and get their own poles to dance with, the men however felt very....

[beautiful_mess38]

afraid to try pole dancing except for one; NapaJack http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/stickdance.gif He even put the gals to shame. Well, Dodgergirl couldn't let her hubby upstage her so she.....

[LindaBo]

So LindaBo invited her to Las Vegas to be a show Girl and she made mega $$$$$ and bought a casino, and told her husband-SEE YA!

[Mibrew]

Her husband showed up because he really missed her, and because he was a TV producer and she had just purchased a Casino they came up with the idea of a T.V. show that will feature their newly aquired casino, and started the new T.V. Reality show called "Las Vegas" that was based on their lifes running the Casino, but when one of the main stars of the T.V. show "Newcomer" was upset because he wanted his own trailer and a second trailer to house all his cats, and in the contract he wanted his trailer stocked full of Staggs Chili in a box, and for the other he wanted a endless supply of fresh tuna, so when the co-stars found out about that Newcomer demands were met, they banded together and....

[LindaBo]

They all tied him up, gave him $10.00 for hes troubles,and ran him out of town.He came back and

[beautiful_mess38]

He came back and announced: He was the new spokesman for stagg chili. He needed a female to play his wife, so he chose the most prettiest woman he can think of, his real wife kahlua kid. However; she had to wear this sexy costume that came all the way down to her.....

[LindaBo]

It came all the way down her back http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/stretch.gif He desided to write a book about all hes troubles, and he was on the Opera show.So they got remarried in Vegas and went on a honeymoon to

[Dodgergirl]

a beautiful castle in Ireland. There thet drank & danced with the locals in a small pub named for it's mysterious owner....

[Sandman]

...who liked to dance on the bar to Michael Jacksons Greatest Hits album. Everyone joined in and the whole pub was filled with drunken Irishmen doing the moonwalk. The girls thought this was fantastic and decided to have a bit of fun themselves. Dodgergirl decided she needed a dance partner and grabbed...

[duke]

... Tommy Lasorda's outstretched hand. He arose stiffly as he was recovering from a recent bout of gout. Dodgergirl had no doubt that ol' Tommy was not out for the count. As he hobbled towards the dance floor, Tommy stumbled and ...

[beautiful_mess38]

tommy stumbled and fell on yosemite wolfe which caused her to spill her special ale.l She got up and....

[BichonLover]

...she got up and quickly regained her composure, along with a fresh mug of ale, and led the dancers out into the moonlight on the drawbridge lowered across the mote only to find...

[Dodgergirl]

the sun was rising, and across the marsh covered with the early morning mist they could just make out the figure of the Sandman sitting on a large moss covered rock,facing the rising sun. In one hand he held a small, shiny object, in the other a.......

[beautiful_mess38]

a laptop. He was taking pictures of the dancers on the drawbridge and downloading the pictures to share on the forums, When all of the sudden Patagoniamaniac noticed the figure starting to standup......

[Dodgergirl]

..........the Sandman was about to partake on a most amazing journey, one that he would remember the rest of his life. But before he could start, he would need to collect three things to ensure safe passage. The first, a glass........

[Mysteefied]

of cow urine that he heard was an antiseptic, he actually followed the cow around for 3 1/2 days to collect it, The second was a briefcase full of...

[Coldwolf]

Toilet paper, because you know you can never find it when you really need it. He climed into his restored Malibu, put the key in the ignition and turned it. There was a sound like....

[MtnBreeze]

Marbles rolling around and he knew then that the third item was....

[Keith]

...A ticket , for the final leg of his quest to the place where it all would come together.
The ticket, for this quest was for......

[Dodgergirl]

.......a Master Suite on a luxury liner. He was heading off the Glacier Bays of Alaska, in search of.......

[beautiful_mess38]

a mountain eagle. He wanted to see if a mountain eagle was for real.
When he found out for himself he........

[only1alphafemale]

He pulled his malibu out of the bay, decided to play with (his?) marlbes, cashed in his ticket

[duke]

... or shall we say scalped a tidy sum, he made his way upstream through the crowd of Devo enthusiasts. And there, through the morning mist rising from the lake he saw it in the distance ...

[LindaBo]

A beautiful woman takeing a dip in the lake for a morning swim with only--

[MtnBreeze]

a tiny thread of a bathing suit. But as he strolled toward her....from out of nowhere came...

[PinkRoses]

...her Knight in Shining Armour on his white horse...he swooped her up and they galloped into the sunset only to find that the castle was...

[MtnBreeze]

Occupied by Oakhurst Online members having a BBQ even tho it was still winter and the wind was blowing like a gale. Beautiful Mess looked up and upon seeing the "goddess" and her Knight in shining armour promptly recognized them under their clever disguises as part of the membership...she alerted ColdWolf who .....

[frmmts2sea]

told them to go away, far far away

[TOT]

decided it would be best to just devour them all. However, he was quickly reminded that...

[MtnBreeze]

devouring other OO members was against the rules, so he enlisted the help of MtnEagle and together they

[beautiful_mess38]

hopped in sandman's jeep. They put it in 4x4 and started after the knight. All of a sudden they became distracted by a....

[Nascar8Fan]

huge figure running towards them. They could hear it's horrible growl and as they started to see the glowing red of it's eyes.......

[Yosemite Joy]

So they brighted him with KC lights and ran over him, only to find that they were...

[MtnBreeze]

Lost in the forest sitting on top a Sasquatch w/o a compass or anything to eat. MyBrew and Newcomer just happened to be in the area and when

[beautiful_mess38]

Yosemite Wolfe came over the hill with a herd of goats behind her..Newcomer and Brew started to...

[Nascar8Fan]

get out their ice chest and pop open a cold one, when...

[beautiful_mess38]

the Knight spotted the ice chest. He did not notice Wolfie spotted the ice chest also. It became a race who can get to the ice chest first. Newcomer heard the ba ahs of the goats. He turned to Brew and said....

[MtnBreeze]

"Are goats dangerous? Brew busted out laughing, grabbed his microBrews and took off leaving Newcomer standing there wondering what to do. Wolfie and the Knight reached the ice chest at the same time and.........

[beautiful_mess38]

took one look at each other. Sweat began to form on thier foreheads, hearts began to race, knees became week. The Knight handed Wolfie her dark ale and said.....

[duke]

... I think I'm going to throw up. We better get something to eat. How do you feel about knockwurst? I know a little ...

[PinkRoses]

...and just then a loud cry came from the heavens and the sky turned a brilliant mystical purple as a fire breathing dragon swept down and...

[LindaBo]

and took them to Las Vegas Nevada.SIN CITY*The company put them up in the MGM casino, all expenses payed. Raider hit all the topless bars and newcomer wanted to visit the Hover Dam. They desided to stay in Vegas and looked up LindaBo.We all went gambleing and raider hit it big$$$$$Mega bucks.and Raider was such a great guy that he bought us both new cars and-

[Summer]

But then they woke up and realized it had all been a dream. They were still in Oakhurst and so they decided to

[only1alphafemale]

to take a walk through the Raleys and Vons parking lot to see if they could find any of the others in their dream....if it WAS A DREAM....

[PinkRoses]

...and a dream it was indeed because as they strolled through aisle 17 a staircase appeared in a cloud of mist and as they walked up the steps they entered into...

[concerned]

the community park with all the music going and people enjoying the food and the wine when they saw

[PinkRoses]

...hundreds of lollipop trees, bushes with sno-cones & candy flowers...it started to snow gum drops and then a big, blast of ice cold wind suddenly whisked them away and they landed in a field of...

[Summer]

strawberries! Strawberry fields forever and then they were met by the Beatles and they just sat down in the field and the Beatles sang every song they wanted to hear and they were so peaceful because.....

[Summer]

this was also a poppy field and as they ate strawberries and listened to the Beatles they became very drousy from the poppys and fell into a deep slumber and when they had awakened..

[PinkRoses]

...when they woke up they found themselves in Malibu Canyon near the Rock Store...Bob Dylan was on his Harley, Jefferson Starship was in the parking lot...they were back in 1970...everything was cool man.. http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/smoking.gif...and then a big car came crashing into the...

[Summer]

Canyon with the greatest rock star of all times, Jimi Hendrix. He decended from his pink cadillac in a purple haze and proceeded to burn his guitar "yet again" AND the American flag (yet again). At that point

[Freeweelin]

Robert Plant made a misty mountain hop going to california all dazed and confused to join the action.......

[Summer]

Plant was followed by the rejuvenized Mamas & Pappas led by Mama Cass with a turkey leg hanging from her jowls yet singing as great as ever and.....

[Summer]

the whole lot of them was "California Dreamin" on such a summers day?.....

[PinkRoses]

...and a Deep Purple cloud appeared like"Smoke on the Water...and the canyon flooded with ocean and sea shells and everyone was swept away into the waves...they were whisked away to a place much like Atlantis enchanted with mermaids, mermen, seahorses and pearls...but all was not well when Ursula the Sea Witch threw her poisonous....

[Dodgergirl]

...darts laced with LSD. After the high wore off they realized they had never left Oakhurst. They were right in the middle of ...

[duke]

... the seeemingly neverending line on 49 waiting to turn left onto highway 41. As they watched the snow melting from the mountaintops they dreamed of ...

[concerned]

J.R. opening a new Andrades Restaurant just like the original one.

[Mibrew]

?????

JR tell you that Concerned???

[LindaBo]

concerned got involved http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/happy.gif and bought the restront with hes mega bucks he won on the loto.And gave a big party to the oakhurst forums gang.He even payed lindaBos airplane fair to come to the party and bought her a spelling book. http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/confused.gifand her dog a Big new bone.And the rest of the gang he got them=

[LindaBo]

And concerned bought Raider a new truck, he bought sandman a new=

[concerned]

And then Concerned could not afford to eat at J.R.s new restaurant.

[Summer]

BUT....just in the nick of time Jack in the Box opened up and Concerned found he COULD afford jack for all the forum people and especially a Jack Special for.......Mibrew!!

[LindaBo]

But Mibrew wanted to wear the Jack in the Box costume to take home and surprise hes wife and kids...and when he did -----

[Californee Girl]

they all figured that he had finally fallen off his rocker, so they took him on a long vacation to ...

[monkey]

Australia where he ran into Yosemite Wolf. One night they went drinking beers and toasting the Anniversary of Oakhurst Forums. They took a drive but their car broke down in the middle of the night in the middle of the outback where they...

[Mibrew]

How do I always get in these nutty stories, but there's no way I'm letting somebody continue this story, I see the way its going...U guys are nuts http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wink3.gif
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Where they toasted their beers and became good friends, when all of the sudden this guy jumps out from in between the trees wearing nothing but a Oakhurst Forums Banner, and started yelling something about................

[Californee Girl]

"I found him!! I found him!!! Theres Mibrew!!!". They both got a giggle from this, and casually informed the guy that it was in fact Mibear that had gone missing, and that whole ordeal had long been solved. They decided that was quite enough excitement for one night, packed up, and prepared for the next day of travel. They were going to ...

[Sandman]

...take an airplane to the next destination, but decided that a cruise would be a better option and Pop Rocks found a great deal on a cruise to Jamaica for the whole crew! The cruise ship had all of the members of Oakhurst Forums on it and you know what that means...

[beautiful_mess38]

alot of partying and alot of dancing. The cruise ship captain didn't know what to think of all our funny names, so he decided to....

[MtnBreeze]

put messy in charge of keeping track of us because he was kinda leary of the likes of some on board his beloved ship. Just as Messy started to organize there was......

[Sandman]

...a streaker running across deck. The captain quickly looked at Messy as his eyes popped out of his head and he asked. "Is he with you"? Messy got a big smile and said, "Yes! That is..."

[duke]

... got to be a strain on the law of physics. The motion of the ocean is really wreaking havoc. I've not seen anything like that since ...

[Sandman]

...the last time Corky decided to streak at Bass Lake." Then the captain demanded that all members of Oakhurst Forums be removed from his ship and..."

[monkey]

made them all get into the life boats, which he lowered into the water. They drifted for sometime and finally got to an island off the coast of...

[LindaBo]

and they did not know where they were at. And there was no signe of other people, so they -

[Californee Girl]

(actually LoLed over this thread)

...started putting together a makeshift microbrewery because whats an OF gathering without alchohol? As the day dragged on and people grew tired of that project, a distant image appeared. It was...

[MtnBreeze]

MtnEagle to the rescue. As he got closer and closer, he started having second thoughts because on the horizon.......

[citizen]

...was a UFO hovering above the island, examining these odd creatures from Earth. This reminded MtnEagle where he came from and he asked himself if he should...

[Dodgergirl]

continue to keep himself in hiding from his friends, or become himself again & join those who care about him....

[Kim]

Or become a different species altogether. After much debate with himself, he decided to go a completely different route. With a twinkle in his eye and a song in his heart, he grew....

[citizen]

...tall in his small boat as he stood up and realized that some friends that he had not seen in a long time were on a cruise ship nearby. They were yelling to him. MtnEagle decided to board the cruise ship to talk with the captain and...

[beautiful_mess38]

The captain told him there were alot of crazy, streaking people with funny names on his ship. He kicked them off. So Mountain eagle went from island to island searching for his friends. All of the sudden he saw...

[LindaBo]

in the news, they have won the 45 Million dollar Loto....they payed a fisher man to take them to San Francisco, and they hoped on a plane to Las Vegas to visit LindaBo, and rented a private room at the MGM.The mananger told them they had to leave because they were stricking, and running threw the halls, and had funny names. but they payed him to be quite.After that they had an idea to--

[beautiful_mess38]

Go to the San Diego zoo. Being they were dressed as streakers they fit right in with the animals. One little boy caught Sandman, Surf & Newcomer in the monkey cage doing......

[monkey]

what monkeys usually do. Eating bananas, swinging on trees and throwing poop. Then they tired of that and went over to the lions where they...

[Californee Girl]

took turns putting their heads in the lions mouths. Meanwhile, the rest of the group was..

[mtnmask]

<span class="ev_code_GREEN">heading over to the support group meeting for Internet addicts. Trying to take his first step to recovery, Average Joe was the first person standing in line. Then, everyone realized that Average Joe was really</span>

[Dodgergirl]

one of our old friends from North Fork. They all hugged & bought each other drinks & toasted the renewed friendship.
Meanwhile, on the other side of town a sinister plot was hatching....

[Kim]

to expose Average Joe's real identity....LESS THAN AVERAGE JOE. Yes....Joe did not carry a 2.0 GPA in elementary school. It was only .8. Fortunately for Joe, his OF addicted friends didn't give a rat's *** what his GPA was. They were really just after his.....

[monkey]

***, because there are alot of single women in the OF group and Less Than Average Joe has a Better Than Average Butt. Then the men of OF got mad because Joe's bum was getting so much attention from the ladies, so they got together and had a meeting and decided that they must...

[BGW]

Challenge him to a game of Dodgeball! Being such a partial and fair group, the OO members decided to elect _____ as the referee.

[Kim]

decided to elect Babyrocks as the referee, accompanied by guest linesmen Stevie Wonder and Zsa Zsa Gabor.

[Coldwolf]

Average Joe needed a team. He looked far. He looked wide. He looked deep within himself for courage. Finally, he started to choose team members. The first person he selected was......

[Kim]

EpicSteve. He thought, correctly, that the grace he demonstrates on the stage may help him to dodge balls. He also correctly thought that other OF members would pay him some bribes to be on a team with Epic, including Kimpossible, who hadn't been able to spend much time with him. Average Joe needed the bribe money because....

[duke]

... he lost a lot of dough in that bakery investment scheme and the thought of his posterior inferiority drove him mad. As he sat cockeyed on his Lazy-Boy he heard a knock on the door ...

[citizen]

and heard sirens. It was the cops! Average Joe could see someone in the back of the patrol car. It was

[BGW]

The greatest dodgeball player and coach ever to walk the earth, Patches O'Houlihan. _______ had called him to.......

[monkey]

TOT had called him to warn them of eminent danger! From the far side of town, fire could be seen, growls could be heard and the earth was shaking. Over the hill came a big, drooling, smelly...

[Kim]

Snuffolupagus. Riding on his back were the members of CPG, who wanted to provide the entertainment for the dodgeball game. Unfortunately, one member,_______, was riding naked on the very back of "Gus". He began to slip, and started yelling out.....

[There\'s Ointment For That]

I see it, I see it as he began to slip further. Tot said see what, what do you see? As he began rolling down the hill, he yelled out the fire hydrant. I see the fire hydrant! WHERE Tot yelled. Over there he said..Then Tot lost sight of him. So she decided to.....

[BGW]

She decided to do the one thing she would never, ever, not in a million years do....follow blindly after him into the darkness. TOT felt if she just kept heading towards the glow of the fire she would be ok. However, the excitement had caused everyone including TOT to forget about about the person that had been riding "gus" naked. ______ was still out there some where, naked, searching for......

[duke]

... the lost lyrics of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida whose location was recently divulged in a probate hearing overseen by Bob Loblaw the infamous and here-to-for nameless gus rider and attorney. Nearing the smoldering embers their faces glowed as they ...

[Kim]

debated which catchy pseudonym the nameless rider should go by now. Their breathing quickened and their hearts beat faster as they discussed the possibilities. Oh, the limits they could reach! They fueled the fire with their clothes as the conversation grew heated, and just when they could take no more, they simultaneously shouted the answer........

[LindaBo]

and no one heard a thing ,they were gone to a place, where no one has ever gone befor and-

[Dodgergirl]

...hopefully they would return from. The Mud Bogs at Bass Lake. With mud up to their calves & no feasible way out, they planned to...

[Kim]

start dog paddling if the mud got any higher. As they sank deeper and deeper,.....

[monkey]

they began to dog paddle, but that didn't work. They looked at each other with fear in their eyes and decided to...

[duke]

... give up the doggy style. They muddled around a bit and then **BAM** a stroke of genius ... "what if ...

[Kim]

someone comes along and rescues us? Who would have the strength, the coursage, the sheer bravado, the creativity to yank us out of this mess? Who? Who else but.....

[PinkRoses]

...who else...but him...she looked up and knew in an instant he came for her...he had completed his journey...the lesson was complete...they would be together forever...

[duke]

... unless of course the family curse reared it's ugly head. Every decade or so ...

[BGW]

...the lighthouse beacon grows dim and in the darkness of the moonless night...

[Patagoniamaniac]

an eerie fog sets in...an evil family secret is about to be revealed..he grins as he approaches

[Dodgergirl]

thru the dense fog. An evil, yet alluring grin shadows his face, while in the distance the howls of

[BGW]

hunger and delight communicate the intense desires that would...

[Kim]

potentially mean the end of life as he knew it. As the fog cleared and he approached the...

[Dodgergirl]

... Hooter Scooter & to his surprise, there was Messy in full view, doing some sort of a dance on the Bow, in her hand she held a scarf & slowly she began to ...

[Yosemite_Wolf]

do her moves... but alas, the hooter scooter is in full view of Cat's Lighthouse and falling from the highest window is LectyDude.....

[LindaBo]

Wave to all the Forums Gang on shore.They waved back and started into the water to swim towards the boat and she-

[LindaBo]

as he fell, he landed on the sand below, and a crab bit him on the-

[Dodgergirl]

...and she, well, what else, carefully took aim with the big green water gun & began to blast them all. Meanwhile, LectyDude ended his free fall into the lake with a splash. Messy, then, thinking quickly, threw a giant pink tube into the water to save him.
With the day saved, she sat back and popped the cork on a bottle of Red wine with...

[Yosemite_Wolf]

red wine... no.. no red wine on the hooter scooter. But she popped the cork and took a huge swig and passed the bottle on to Wolfie who took a swig

[Kim]

and burped the alphabet loudly. Covering her mouth guiltily, YW exclaimed...

[BGW]

...God!, if only BGW was here; we could...

[Patagoniamaniac]

have a burping and farting contest

[monkey]

There would be so many entries from the forums group that the burping and farting would go on for days. The markets would run out of beer, beans and cabbage. The tourists would run screaming and we would blissfully have the lake to our selves. Mat made plans to move back to the mountains until he discover that...

[BGW]

the levels of methane gas had become toxic and unliveable. Heartbroken, Matty...

[monkey]

did his best to regain his level of leadership with the Forums group. He ran from one member to the next saying "Wanna pull my finger?". No one would, until he got to YosemiteWolf and Kim. Being in the medical profession, they were highly skilled in the art of finger pulling. So together, they grabbed Matty's index finger, pulled and pulled and a mighty...

[Yosemite_Wolf]

"toot" erupted from deep within Matty. But being that Kim and Wolfie were skilled professionals, they had prepared for this by putting vicks rub under their nostrils and also wearing surgical masks. The panic that arose after the afore mentioned toot was intense. Forum members scattered from the hooter scooter and dove deep down into the lake....... Holding her breath and diving deep, Messy came back up with the elusive 10K trout.........

[monkey]

She gathered all the OF members together and asked for suggestions of what to do with the money. Mat suggested she purchase Oakhurst Forums, KK and Newcomer suggested she buy a horse as they love theirs so much, Wolfie said to take a trip as she loves to travel, Surfus and Poprocks said...

[Sandman]

..."Whatever you do, don't buy a Waverunner from Sandman." With that, they all agreed to donate the money to their favorite charity...

[Yosemite_Wolf]

their favourite charity being Stone River band. Now the band can produce as many CDs as their little music hearts desire.......

[Kim]

and upgrade the studio keg. The members of Stone River, being the kind and generous souls that they are, decided to take the rest of the money after they produced the CDs and upgraded the keg and donate it to the old musician's nursing home. They bought the elderly musicians a.....

[Patagoniamaniac]

set of hearing aides and some instruments..the next think you know

[Yosemite_Wolf]

the SRB buys the old musicians a case of pint glasses to hold their beer from the keg.... I hear that the old musicans are gonna join SRB in their next gig...............

[Kim]

Because Messy requested that for her birthday, and that's when the next gig is. But when Stone River Brian asked exactly which musician Messy wanted to jump out of the cake, she replied.....