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BGW
Jan 14, 2006, 05:47 AM
As I am becoming older I have noticed a few changes--

Frankly, I have become a huge flirt.

I am seeing five Guys almost every day.........

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps
me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.


What a life!


Oh I almost forgot, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.



P.S. Pastor came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do it all the
time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or in the garage, I ask myself..... "Now, What am I here after?