You know you're getting old when...(inspired by Cat's Animal House shout)

[SheilaMae]

...a push up bra is more of an oversized Play-doh mold than lingerie.

[beautiful_mess38]

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif

[father guido]

You know you're getting old when...


...the new styles your kids and their friends are starting to wear never left your closet.

[Kim]

When you look at good looking young men and the first thing you think is "now he would give me some beautiful grandchildren!"

[BGW]

...when you realize you have either babysat or changed the diapers on most of the young kids in the bar!!

[Patagoniamaniac]

you get excited when the song "I dont like spiders and snakes" comes on the radio...

[beautiful_mess38]

You know your getting old when......

you cannot stay down on your knees for very long.


Ok... I know what your thinking you dirty minded old people. I'm talking about dance class and poses. How we have to stand or sit cause staying on our knees hurts. I think this time next year non of us will be able to pose on our knees. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif

[father guido]

You know you're getting old when...

You gaze upon a car with fond memories and the same car is the one that your kids wouldn't be caught dead riding in.

By the way, when did 4-cyl engines become cool?

[BGW]

...when, one of your kids says, "She is soooo phat!" and you smack him on the back of the head for being rude (phat = pretty hot and tasty/tempting..well you get the idea)