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beautiful_mess38
Apr 04, 2006, 04:03 PM
hate to be the one to break this to you
>> but...................................
>>>
>> Subject: CDC Alert
>>> >
>> ATLANTA . The Center for Disease Control has issued
>>> > a warning about
>>> > a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted
>>> > Disease.
>>
>> The disease is
>>> > contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
>>> > The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna
>>> re-elect
>>> > him."
>>
>> Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for
>>> > the past four years.
>>
>>
>> Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected
>>> > include: antisocial
>>> > personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with
>>> > messianic overtones,
>>> > extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to
>>> > incorporate new information,
>>> > pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to
>>> > accept responsibility for
>>> > own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
>>> > uncontrolled facial
>>> > smirking, ignorance of geography and history,
>>> > tendencies towards
>>> > evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing
>>> > behavior.
>>
>> Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive
>>> > disease originated only a
>>> > few years ago from a bush found in Texas

Coldwolf
Apr 04, 2006, 11:54 PM
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Kat
Apr 05, 2006, 09:24 AM
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