Things you thought you would never say [Archive]

beautiful_mess38

Nov 14, 2006, 04:43 PM

This is a new game on...Things you thought you would never say. I'll start

Call me when you get to london.

Newcomer

Nov 14, 2006, 06:01 PM

What, Our horse is Pregnant?

Nascar8Fan

Nov 14, 2006, 06:35 PM

My husband's hair is longer than mine?

Yosemite_Wolf

Nov 15, 2006, 08:30 AM

i once thought id never move to fresno... so the day we moved to fresno county... 12 yrs ago..i said "we are moving to fresno?" ACK

Mysteefied

Nov 15, 2006, 09:54 AM

Oh my gosh I sound like my mother! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/shocked.gif

Newcomer

Nov 15, 2006, 10:35 AM

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

I used to think that commercial was funny but no longer do. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/sad3.gif

beautiful_mess38

Nov 15, 2006, 12:19 PM

Hope your ok Newcomer.

I don't feel like watching tv tonight. Think i'll go fold that laundry.

Californee Girl

Nov 15, 2006, 03:20 PM

You cant have any pudding if you dont eat your
meat (kudos to whoever gets that)

Mysteefied

Nov 15, 2006, 04:12 PM

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif That's friggen Funny!!

Originally posted by Californee Girl:
You cant have any pudding if you dont eat your
meat (kudos to whoever gets that)

Yosemite_Wolf

Nov 16, 2006, 12:16 PM

pudding= dessert. aka "pudd". if you dont eat your dinner you will get no dessert. (gotta love Pink Floyd)

Newcomer

Nov 16, 2006, 02:38 PM

OJ is going to be on TV and admit exactly how he killed his wife and Ron Goldman. And hes going to profit from it. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/shout.gif http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/shout.gif

beautiful_mess38

Nov 17, 2006, 12:44 PM

Delaney it's the end of November why are you wearing shorts to school?

Yosemite_Wolf

Nov 18, 2006, 01:41 AM

"sure Ill go out for pizza with a bunch of heathens tonight....."

Patagoniamaniac

Nov 18, 2006, 07:34 AM

coldwolf and Y.J....congrats on the recent elections.... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/disappointed.gif

Coldwolf

Nov 18, 2006, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by Patagoniamaniac:
coldwolf and Y.J....congrats on the recent elections.... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/disappointed.gif

Pata..there is no thread for this...."things I would say under any conditions".

I love ya and respect you no matter what. F*** politics, you are a great person.

beautiful_mess38

Nov 19, 2006, 07:17 AM

(looking at jewlery) omg look at these (necklace, earrings) thier so pretty. They'll go perfect with the sweats I just bought.

Mysteefied

Nov 19, 2006, 06:07 PM

"I feel the need to blog"

beautiful_mess38

Nov 25, 2006, 07:47 AM

CJ, what are you doing with those tampons????

Newcomer

Nov 25, 2006, 04:49 PM

"I rode my Rhino through the forest today!"

http://www.sierravistastudios.com/miamiterry3.jpg

Kahlua Kid

Nov 25, 2006, 04:54 PM

"My husband rode his Rhino..." Just kidding!

Mine really is, "Yes, I think I might have been going a little too fast!"

Kim

Nov 27, 2006, 02:48 PM

"Officer, if you'll look up my record, you'll see that my traffic violation of choice is speeding. So my seatbelt is always on."

Dodgergirl

Nov 27, 2006, 02:57 PM

"This crazy animal is licking gravy off of my chest"

monkey

Nov 27, 2006, 04:41 PM

"Get that Fat Bastard in the hot tub"

(it's wine)

BGW

Nov 27, 2006, 05:40 PM

If this were a murder investigation...the Sheriff's would be looking at us.

(It was politely brought to my attention that I had misquoted my selfhttp://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif)

Yosemite_Wolf

Nov 28, 2006, 04:43 AM

Originally posted by monkey:
"Get that Fat Bastard in the hot tub"

(it's wine)

Mmmm I love Fat Bastard Chardonnay!!!

CatdaBrat

Nov 28, 2006, 07:06 AM

"OW! You f---ing cooked my lips!"

beautiful_mess38

Nov 28, 2006, 12:52 PM

Hey do you still have it up? I need it.

monkey

Nov 28, 2006, 01:01 PM

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

beautiful_mess38

Nov 29, 2006, 12:27 PM

If you put it in all the way then let it out about an inch, it should shoot.......

Newcomer

Nov 29, 2006, 02:55 PM

Surfus fixed my Knob!

Kim

Nov 29, 2006, 03:37 PM

"I promise it'll make you feel better. Most patients thank me after I get this tube down them".

Closely followed by...."I don't need to see your penis to assess your knee."

beautiful_mess38

Dec 01, 2006, 10:24 PM

do it again I didn't feel it the first time.

(bunko fri night)

monkey

Dec 03, 2006, 08:48 AM

Ewwww, gross, that guy just french kissed my eye socket!!!

SheilaMae

Dec 03, 2006, 10:09 AM

"Good thing there's not a vice cop around right now." - commenting on services offered by a young man at the bar last night. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/smoking.gif

Dodgergirl

Dec 03, 2006, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by monkey:
Ewwww, gross, that guy just french kissed my eye socket!!!

Now that was funny! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/xxrotflmao.gif and the look on your face was priceless...

Californee Girl

Dec 03, 2006, 04:38 PM

mmmm brussel sprouts

monkey

Dec 03, 2006, 04:59 PM

Should we buy them the farting Santa doll?

beautiful_mess38

Dec 03, 2006, 07:24 PM

I need one more shot of tequilla, then I can out dance that hip hop boy......

Mysteefied

Dec 03, 2006, 08:26 PM

give me those balls!

Dodgergirl

Dec 06, 2006, 06:38 PM

Well, I didn't say it, but he did...

"Mom, why is there a bottle of caramel syrup on your nightstand?"

Kahlua Kid

Dec 06, 2006, 07:01 PM

"Why are there Rhino tracks in my pumpkin patch?"

beautiful_mess38

Dec 07, 2006, 05:00 AM

from Delaney "I told you to settle down, not settle up". lol

beautiful_mess38

Dec 23, 2006, 09:01 AM

Hmmmm I don't think sugar cookies are supposed to be green.

monkey

Jan 09, 2007, 06:43 AM

"Hey, you may think I'm a b*tch, but I'm not a stupid b*tch". (said to an insurance company that wanted to deny a claim. They paid the claim)

Mysteefied

Jan 09, 2007, 06:58 AM

VERY nice! You go girl! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/applause.gif

Originally posted by monkey:
"Hey, you may think I'm a b*tch, but I'm not a stupid b*tch". (said to an insurance company that wanted to deny a claim. They paid the claim)