Dodgergirl
Jan 19, 2006, 05:20 PM
Subject: How to kill time at Walmart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking
their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/shocked.gif
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares..... and
see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the
camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if
they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/xxrotflmao.gif
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/lol.gif http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/lol.gif
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when
people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/idea3.gif
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And last but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking
their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/shocked.gif
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares..... and
see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the
camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if
they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/xxrotflmao.gif
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/lol.gif http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/lol.gif
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when
people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/idea3.gif
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And last but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"