Kahlua Kid
Feb 02, 2006, 11:50 AM
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal car accident.
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they began to wonder if it would be possible to get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me find out." The couple sat and waited and waited.
Two months passed and they're still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if were allowed for them to get married in Heaven,
what was the eternal aspect of it all.
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs them, "you CAN get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St.
Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a Priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find
a lawyer?"
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they began to wonder if it would be possible to get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me find out." The couple sat and waited and waited.
Two months passed and they're still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if were allowed for them to get married in Heaven,
what was the eternal aspect of it all.
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs them, "you CAN get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St.
Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a Priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find
a lawyer?"