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Average Joe
Feb 01, 2006, 03:35 PM
<span class="ev_code_RED">So Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?</span> http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

Average Joe
Feb 01, 2006, 03:38 PM
<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.</span> http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/smoking.gif

Average Joe
Feb 01, 2006, 03:47 PM
<span class="ev_code_GREEN">surely you can't be serious..
i am serious...and don't call me shirley</span>

electroman
Feb 01, 2006, 04:49 PM
<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Timmy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?</span>

Average Joe
Feb 01, 2006, 06:44 PM
<span class="ev_code_BROWN">"Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."</span>

Dodgergirl
Feb 01, 2006, 07:14 PM
"we're on a mission, a mission from God"

BGW
Feb 01, 2006, 08:15 PM
I see sparky is a boy dog!

Average Joe
Feb 01, 2006, 09:55 PM
<span class="ev_code_RED">Ted: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

Elaine: When will you be back?

Ted: I can't tell you that. It's classified.</span>

monkey
Feb 02, 2006, 04:52 PM
I know, but this guy has no flying experience at all. He's a menace to everything in the air... yes, birds too

BGW
Feb 04, 2006, 10:22 AM
Steve McCroskey: Get me someone who won't crack under pressure.
Johnny: How about Mister Rogers?

monkey
Feb 04, 2006, 10:36 AM
Operator: I have an emergency call for you on line five, from a Mr. Hamm.
Capt Oveur: Allright, give me Hamm on five, hold the mayo.