Humor for women

[monkey]

UCLA's Department of Psychiatry

Women's Study of Men
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed
that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his
mouth while he is on fire.
No further studies are planned.

[EdBailey]

Tell me something. If a man says something out in the middle of nowhere where no on can possibly hear him, is he still wrong?

[Summer]

Um Ed, this is called "Humor for Women". You are not to find it funny or understandable. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[CatdaBrat]

Wait a minute here -- men actually TALK?????????????

[Coldwolf]

yeah, we say: huh? What? and ..I don't remember that.

[CatdaBrat]

There ya go ... and that's on a good, "talkative" day! I wonder what guys would do if us gals were just as silent. I think we are too open with our thoughts and feelings, and to what avail?

Maybe we should turn the tables and make the men wonder what WE are up to! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/evil.gif

[Yosemite_Wolf]

It would be an awfully quiet night!!!!

[BGW]

Originally posted by Coldwolf:
yeah, we say: huh? What? and ..I don't remember that.

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif Actually CW, you are more of an "Um...er...well...ya that" kind of male! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[monkey]

Originally posted by Coldwolf:
yeah, we say: huh? What? and ..I don't remember that.
Don't forget "Yes, dear"

[monkey]

Oh, and... "You're right, I'm wrong"

[BGW]

Originally posted by monkey:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Coldwolf:
yeah, we say: huh? What? and ..I don't remember that.
Don't forget "Yes, dear" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I haven't heard the "Yes Dear" in quite some time...tho--I have heard, "would you like me to kill that SPIDER for you dear?" http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif (I had a Black Widow crawling on me)

[Kim]

Originally posted by CatdaBrat:
There ya go ... and that's on a good, "talkative" day! I wonder what guys would do if us gals were just as silent. I think we are too open with our thoughts and feelings, and to what avail?

Maybe we should turn the tables and make the men wonder what WE are up to! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/evil.gif

The key is to talk as much as you want to, and still have them wonder what we're up to....

[CatdaBrat]

Originally posted by Yosemite_Wolf:
It would be an awfully quiet night!!!!

It's always a quiet night ... I am thinking of getting one of those electronic "Yak Bak" toys so I can pretend to have a conversation.

I will have to learn that trick of talking and not revealing what's really on my mind.

[Kim]

Originally posted by CatdaBrat:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Yosemite_Wolf:
It would be an awfully quiet night!!!!

It's always a quiet night ... I am thinking of getting one of those electronic "Yak Bak" toys so I can pretend to have a conversation.

I will have to learn that trick of talking and not revealing what's really on my mind. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Talk during football. Works every time.

[beautiful_mess38]

I still think men should have menstral cycles. I wonder what kind of women they would go for....heck if they lived through it.

[CatdaBrat]

How about the person who, when you dare to speak while watching a movie, just leans forward and hits the replay or rewind button on the remote instead of acknowledging your question or comment?

Isn't that sorta like saying, "I don't care what you have to say, but even one sentence of dialogue in this movie deserves to be played twice so I don't miss anything!"

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