Patagoniamaniac
Jul 11, 2006, 01:20 PM
Subject:: Myths About Sexuality
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> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he
>glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
>realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have
>it, she took the seat right beside his.
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> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business trip or
>pleasure?"
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> She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual
>Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago,"
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> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
>seen
>sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
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> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
>business role at the convention?"
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> "I am the lead lecturer," she responded. "I take what I have learned
>from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
>sexuality"
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> "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
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> "Well." she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American
>men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in ;fact it is the Native
>American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
>myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
>Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover
>with the absolute best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
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> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
>sorry" she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I
>don't even know your name."
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>"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he
>glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon
>realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have
>it, she took the seat right beside his.
>
> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business trip or
>pleasure?"
>
> She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual
>Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago,"
>
> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
>seen
>sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
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> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
>business role at the convention?"
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> "I am the lead lecturer," she responded. "I take what I have learned
>from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
>sexuality"
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> "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
>
> "Well." she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American
>men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in ;fact it is the Native
>American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
>myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
>Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover
>with the absolute best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
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> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm
>sorry" she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you. I
>don't even know your name."
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>"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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