beautiful_mess38
Jun 05, 2006, 04:57 PM
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
>For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
>Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
>Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
>consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
>it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
>Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
>Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
>form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
>use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
>a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft d rink, and it
>gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
>old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
>name of: MOUNT & DO.
>Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
>Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
>should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
>and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them
>For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
>Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
>Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
>The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
>consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
>it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
>Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
>Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
>form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
>use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
>a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft d rink, and it
>gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
>old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the
>name of: MOUNT & DO.
>Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
>Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
>should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
>and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them