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SheilaMae
Jan 19, 2006, 04:28 AM
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in; "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine and the head and the *** are interchangeable.

Mysteefied
Jan 19, 2006, 06:00 AM
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MtnBreeze
Jan 19, 2006, 07:28 AM
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Coldwolf
Feb 10, 2006, 11:06 AM
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas Rancher (whose hand had been caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a post turtle." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn' t get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to get the poor stupid bastard off there fast as you can."

monkey
Feb 10, 2006, 11:25 AM
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49er
Feb 10, 2006, 01:24 PM
Very funny Sheilamae... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/applause.gif

Summer
Feb 10, 2006, 07:04 PM
LOL - to both of those jokes!