OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

[monkey]

I know weather can make people do crazy things, but... I just had a man check out of the Inn wearing a hat, a scarf & shoes. That's it! Not a stitch more! He had walked in late last night about 2am and my night manager sold him a room. I had been speaking with him on the phone off and on this morning giving him updates on the road condtions. Finally, Caltrans went by and I called him and told him that if he wanted to leave, this would be the time. I then went to do some paperwork and heard him come in the door. I looked up and he was on the other side of the counter(thank God) and I saw he wasn't wearing a shirt, just a hat and a scarf. I told him "Well, you aren't dressed for this type of weather" and he told me he was on a retreat. I said ok, sign here, drive safe, etc. As he turned to go out the door, I saw he was nekkid!!!! I said, "Oh my!" and he said "I told you I was on a retreat" and walked to his car. He swiped a small hole in the front window, got in his truck with no chians on, no 4 wheel drive and drove off. I'm stunned... I guess it takes all kinds. Then my Maintenance man came in and said "did you see what I saw?" and I said yep. So, who says life in the mountains is dull.
By the way, I am still hiring for the summer http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[monkey]

I should've called the cops on the perv.

[Nascar8Fan]

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif ya shoulda grabbed a camera!!!!

[Newcomer]

That is sooooooo funny. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[CatdaBrat]

Musta been a retreat for the group, "KooksRUs."

Gives new meaning to the old pirate saying, "Shiver me timber" http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/freak.gif

[Yosemite Joy]

Wow.

[BGW]

Now, that's what I call a news flash!!! I am betting that the maintainence guy is still giggling http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[beautiful_mess38]

I wonder if he had any clothes with him at all. Remeber what your mom said about accidents and clean underwear http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif

[monkey]

You guys crack me up! (pun intended)

[Yosemite Joy]

Wish I'd been there.

[monkey]

Originally posted by Yosemite Joy:
Wish I'd been there.
No, you really don't

[monkey]

OK, here's the latest... I googled his name just out of curiosity and it turns out this guy is a B list actor! He was in Species 2 and some other unforgetable movies. I found an article that said, "Page six reports that this super sexy star of '90s turkeys got all dressed up in drag for a party in San Francisco. He apparently did it "to get in touch with his feminine side," a friend said. Meanwhile, sporting a black bra, white hot pants and a blond wig, he made his crossdressing debut at a party hosted by photog Patrick McMullan and designer Jhane Barnes at Otis. ALso in the crowd were S.F. Mayor Newsome and former "Friend" Matthew Perry"

The good news is, I should have him on video from our security cameras, if I can figure out how to pull up the footage!

Sounds like he pulled an Anne Heche!

[beautiful_mess38]

What a weiner oops winner. Hope you get the footage.

[Kahlua Kid]

Originally posted by monkey:
The good news is, I should have him on video from our security cameras, if I can figure out how to pull up the footage!


So when is the screening party? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[monkey]

So when is the screening party? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif[/QUOTE]

I'll supply the popcorn, but no hot dogs allowed!

[Kahlua Kid]

Originally posted by monkey:
So when is the screening party? http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

I'll supply the popcorn, but no hot dogs allowed![/QUOTE]

I'm so disappointed Monkey!

[monkey]

I should sell the video to Inside Edition and we could all watch it from the comfort of our homes. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

[beautiful_mess38]

Can I bring the cocktail weenies http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif

[Summer]

I hope he had heated seats. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rolleyes2.gif

[John @ 3300ft.]

Glad none of your other guests with young children happened along. Might have been an awkward moment.

Give a copy of the vid to the Sherrif...

[beautiful_mess38]

Monkey in honor of you and the naked man I had cocktail weenies at the Awana's dinner tonight.
Ate them slow while I was thinking of ya.

[Mr. Man]

Maybe the poor fellow took a wrong turn somewhere. Don't you know that this area is the center for the International Nudist Association? Just google it. It's based somewhere between Bass Lake and Oakhurst. Been there for years. I'm not making this up. Nor do I belong to it. I just know about it. They come here from all over the world.

[monkey]

Originally posted by John @ 3300ft.:
Glad none of your other guests with young children happened along. Might have been an awkward moment.

Give a copy of the vid to the Sherrif...

I did call the Sherrif yesterday and made a report over the phone. I was thinking the same thing about kids. Also, he KNEW a woman was working the desk. If he had done this to one of my employees, I would have been outraged, so why should I treat myself with any less respect?
I am still laughing about it, but he could have potentially really upset some people. I do have his phone number and am tempted to call him in a couple of days and tell him I have his actions on film and he better keep his freakiness to himself and in private places, but I'm just gonna leave it be.

[MtnEagle]

What?

Corky been out and about again lately?

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

j/k

[beautiful_mess38]

We all know about the nudist colonies up here. Heck they jet ski nude on Millerton Lake.

It doesnt bother me. To each thier own.

However; a man wearing nothing but a hat and scarf in 30 degree weather would crack me up. (pun intended)

[Patagoniamaniac]

Originally posted by MtnEagle:
What?

Corky been out and about again lately?

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif

j/k


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[Patagoniamaniac]

was he a fornicating FOREIGNER?

[monkey]

Update on the nekkid man- the movie he "starred" in has been on tv lately, Species II. I watched about 5 minutes of it yesterday. It cracked my up thinking of that day.