Pick Up Lines

[Sandman]

I'll start it off...

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

[TOT]

the most memorable one i've ever heard: "i'm not a vampire, more like a polar bear"

my favourite: "i don't know you, but do you wanna go out anyway?"

the most irritating: "i lost/forgot my phone number, can i have yours?" dork.

[Sandman]

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

[49er]

Hello, are you from tennessee, cause your the only ten I see...
I know it's terrible. I would not use it but I have heard it been said.

[citizen]

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

[49er]

Your pants are like a mirror, I can see myself in them... http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/goofy.gif

[Sandman]

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.



http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/lol.gif

[Raider]

http://www.tracert.org/money/images/make_money.jpg

[concerned]

I like that last one. But my best line is, "If you are looking for an older man, you are not likely to find one older than me at this time of night."

[shansard]

My brother (he is 15) likes to say

"Baby, if I was a fly I'd land on you cuz you're the ****!"

[beautiful_mess38]

Hey baby, lets go get r done.

[Kjersti]

"You know what you'd look good in?"
"What?"
"Me!"


I know it's horrible, yet so darn funny! My husband just gives me weird and nasty looks when I say that one around him though...so I don't tell it too often! http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/stretch.gif

[Keith]

Pick Up Lines;

Lets get Naked and rubb belly buttons.. http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/crazya.gif

(One flew over the cookoo's nest, Movie Quotehttp://oakhurstforums.com/icon/wink420.gif

Billy said to nurse Rachett. You umm got got beautiful eyes. http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/rolleyes2.gif

[LindaBo]

This is your Lucky night! http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/love420.gif

[Van\'s Mama]

- "Your daddy must've been a theif, cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

-"Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Cause you look magically delicious!"

-"Do you work for UPS? Cause I coulda swore I saw you checking out my package!" (for a guy)

-"I know Milk does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?"

-"Let's play army, I'll lay down and you blow the hell outta me." (also for a guy)

[BGW]

Adding to Van's Mama's list..
Your Daddy must have been a baker cuz Damn Your buns are hot.

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My personal fav: Nice shirt wanna f*&$?

[TOT]

Originally posted by bgirlsworld:
My personal fav: Nice shirt wanna f*&$?

i prefer shoes instead of shirt, but yeah. thing is, no one takes you seriously when ya say that http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/lol420.gif

[BGW]

Originally posted by TOT:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bgirlsworld:
My personal fav: Nice shirt wanna f*&$?

i prefer shoes instead of shirt, but yeah. thing is, no one takes you seriously when ya say that http://oakhurstforums.com/icon/lol420.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

TOT...You've got to have a handful of that shirt when you sat it!!!!! I have heard the shoes version but I always seem to get 'side-tracked' before I can notice the shoes

[honeybee]

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

[Dodgergirl]

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

[Keith]

Caveman Movie; with Ringo Starr

"Auhtook zug zug Lonnah"

[TOT]

heard an odd one yesterday

"i'd like to see what you look like in the morning"

[Yosemite_Wolf]

heard one once : "Id like to lick your entire body".
That one caused me to run REALLY fast.

[LindaBo]

I haven,t heard any lately http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/cry.gif i haven,t been on a date for 6 months.....I think now if i had one, i wouldn,t even think it was weard http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/embarassed.gif...i,m loseing my mine http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/freak.gif

[TOT]

ah honey don't feel bad. i haven't dated in YEARS.

[ginpole]

ah honey don't feel bad. i haven't dated in YEARS.
nice pickup line tot can i use it?

[TOT]

http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/rofl5.gif

[Yosemite_Wolf]

that sounds like a pickup line made for me

[wildography]

pick up lines? I never use 'em...

(OK, how was THAT?)

[BGW]

new members are fun...they dig back thruogh all the silly stuff that made us laugh...drag it back to the surface and get us laughing all over again!! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/lol.gif

1. You know, you could look a lot like my next boyfriend.

2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes

3. Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds

[LindaBo]

Well it Now has been 9 Months and i STILL have not heard any pick up lines http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/worried.gif...it must be my hair http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/eusa_dance.gif