Poems

[Pop-Rocks]

Two Types of Friends -- Real & Simple

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

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Submitted by Pouderpuf

[monkey]

Very nice. I have one to add.

A simple friend will bail you out of jail.
A real friend is sitting right next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!"

[BGW]

A simple friend will help you move
Areal friend will help you move the body!!

[Yosemite_Wolf]

a simple friend will suggest stealing a goat
a real friend will help you steal it, put it out to pasture on both yards, and return the goat safely before dawn.

[beautiful_mess38]

A simple friend knows what you look like.
A real friend can identify your body.

A simple friend says lets do lunch sometime.
A real friend says I'll meet you at the restaurant in 20 minutes.

A simple friend will get drunk with you.
A real friend will hold your hair back while you puke.

[Yosemite_Wolf]

LOL Love it.


Muel Dams do that for each other.

[beautiful_mess38]

A simple friend says have a good day.
A real friend wants to know all about your day.

[Kim]

A simple friend backs you up no matter what.
A real friend tells you she doesn't have your back this time and why.

[Pop-Rocks]

A simple friend may know they did wrong but never Apologize.
A real friend may know they were wrong and is willing to Apologize.

[Dodgergirl]

A simple friend will add fuel to the fire to see who it burns

A real friend will ask you to let it go before irreparable damage is caused