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Average Joe
Jan 07, 2006, 07:23 AM
past winners............



PAST WINNERS OF M-LAW'S WACKY WARNING LABEL CONTESTS

In 1997, Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch (M-LAW) began a contest to expose how frivolous lawsuits, and a concern about potential frivolous lawsuits, have led to a new cultural phenomenon: the wacky warning label.

You have probably heard about the lawsuit over a spilled cup of coffee. However, there are many other silly lawsuits involving products that have received far less attention. For example, did you know a man received $50,000 when he sued a small company that makes basketball nets because he claimed the company was responsible when he caught his teeth in a net while dunking a ball? People who make products hear about these outrageous lawsuits, and they often decide to slap common sense warnings on their product... “just in case.”

Over the years, M-LAW has received hundreds of warning labels from people around the world. M-LAW verifies the authenticity of each label and selects the “Top 5” for each year. Then, a radio audience selected the top three winners. The past four years, listeners of the award-winning Dick Purtan show on WOMC in Detroit have selected the winners.

The first place winner receives $500, second place gets $250 and third place receives $100.

Following is a list of some of the best labels from the first eight contests:



A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding
A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowed
A popular scooter for children warns: "This product moves when used."
A nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material cautions: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."
A flushable toilet brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene."
The label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in "blending, whipping, chopping and dicing," warns: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
A digital thermometer that can be used to take a person's temperature several different ways warns: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”
A label on a hair dryer reads, “Never use hair dryer while sleeping”
A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”
The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.”
A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.”
A massage chair warns: “DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.”
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”
An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter cautions, “Do not use near fire, flame or sparks”
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use “while sleeping or unconscious”
A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: “Do not use as a ladder.”
A cartridge for a laser printer warns, “Do not eat toner”
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use”
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.”
A snowblower warns: “Do not use snowthrower on roof.”
A dishwasher carries this warning: “Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.”
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: “Caution - Risk of Fire”
A box of birthday cake candles says: “DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.” http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/photos.html

CatdaBrat
Jan 07, 2006, 11:28 AM
hahahahaha --- those are cool.
the one about not using the hair dryer while asleep reminded me of my sister, who does that. she isn't trying to dry her hair, though; she just likes the noise cuz it makes her sleepy.

SierraSnows
Jan 07, 2006, 02:00 PM
It makes you wonder if someone actually has done those things...There are some pretty stupid people out there

Average Joe
Jan 07, 2006, 02:29 PM
Funny how, whenever some stupid azz gets hurt, everyone cries about how to prevent it but never think that if "natural selection" were given a fair chance the problem would be self-correcting...

CatdaBrat
Jan 07, 2006, 07:03 PM
I think the reason those goofy warning labels are there is because people HAVE done all those things.

And YES, natural selection no doubt would have weeded out a lot of turnip brains. In regard to some of the animal and plant species we are always trying to protect: how do we know that we aren't seriously doing damage in some cases by preventing natural selection? Maybe some species are trying to evolve for the better and we won't allow that.

A case in point is a problem with sea otters having a high incidence of heart problems. It seemed unexplainable, but at the same time, organizations were "rescuing" any otters that were afflicted with cardiac problems and releasing them back into the wild in what they considered a successful program. So the sick otters survive long enough to breed, and probably pass on the bad genes, thus spreading more heart disease. This is helping??? If there were environmental extremists back in the caveman days, we would probably all still be labeled as Australopithecus because we wouldn't have been allowed to evolve.

OK, I am overdoing it -- back to the original theme of this thread! See? You guys are better off when I stay in my lighthouse and don't come out! http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/happy.gif

Oakhurst Lush
Jan 07, 2006, 11:30 PM
I actually know some stupid people who have done those things

civic accord honda
Jan 14, 2006, 05:53 AM
thats funny lol lol

BGW
Jan 14, 2006, 06:03 AM
A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”

I actually own a shirt that says this!!!