Cactus Kate
Nov 08, 2008, 02:18 PM
Yosemite Gateway Restaurant -- (8.44 :):):):):):):):) )
Wells, I ‘cided to come on down from da high country fer a while; seeing I’ze found lots of ore, and treat myself to a right nice night out. I gussied myself up and headed to a new grub dealer on old route 41, the Yosemite Gateway Restaurant.
I'm Cactus Kate, self-appointed Mountain restaurant taster, er, critiquer. I like eatin' out and hate to cook, so you'll be seein' lots of these here critiques.
Fer those of you that haven't been to Yosemite Gateway, its a restaurant and bar, it’s a little too high falutin for the likes of me with all its decoratin (like a French chateau or sumthing like it) and its oversized paintings and flowers all over the walls. The bar area though, looks like Hawaii (or so I’ze been told. I ain’t gonna git on no boat ever to go see. If it ain't my trusty mule, I ain't riding on it.) It has lava rocks and a tropical feel.
Location: Along Highway 41 in Oakhurst.
Scale of 1-10 (10 bein' best and 1 not cuttin' the mustard - no pun intended)
Atmosphere: 7
Cleanliness: 10
Uniqueness: 7
Selection: 8 (Burgers to Steak to Pasta)
Service:
Time to seat me - 7
Time to take my order - 10
Time to serve my drink after takin' order - 10
TIme to serve my food after takin' order - 10
Checked back on me - 10
Refilled my drinks without my remindin' them - 5
Order was served right – 10
Time for check to come when I wuz finished - 7
Speed - 9
Friendliness - 10
Food Quality:
Served hot - 10
Taste:
Sauteed Serranto Chicken ($14.95) – 7
Garlic Mashed Potatoes - 6
Drink - Coke ($2.00) - 9
Bang for my Buck – 8.44
Wells, I ‘cided to come on down from da high country fer a while; seeing I’ze found lots of ore, and treat myself to a right nice night out. I gussied myself up and headed to a new grub dealer on old route 41, the Yosemite Gateway Restaurant.
I'm Cactus Kate, self-appointed Mountain restaurant taster, er, critiquer. I like eatin' out and hate to cook, so you'll be seein' lots of these here critiques.
Fer those of you that haven't been to Yosemite Gateway, its a restaurant and bar, it’s a little too high falutin for the likes of me with all its decoratin (like a French chateau or sumthing like it) and its oversized paintings and flowers all over the walls. The bar area though, looks like Hawaii (or so I’ze been told. I ain’t gonna git on no boat ever to go see. If it ain't my trusty mule, I ain't riding on it.) It has lava rocks and a tropical feel.
Location: Along Highway 41 in Oakhurst.
Scale of 1-10 (10 bein' best and 1 not cuttin' the mustard - no pun intended)
Atmosphere: 7
Cleanliness: 10
Uniqueness: 7
Selection: 8 (Burgers to Steak to Pasta)
Service:
Time to seat me - 7
Time to take my order - 10
Time to serve my drink after takin' order - 10
TIme to serve my food after takin' order - 10
Checked back on me - 10
Refilled my drinks without my remindin' them - 5
Order was served right – 10
Time for check to come when I wuz finished - 7
Speed - 9
Friendliness - 10
Food Quality:
Served hot - 10
Taste:
Sauteed Serranto Chicken ($14.95) – 7
Garlic Mashed Potatoes - 6
Drink - Coke ($2.00) - 9
Bang for my Buck – 8.44