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Jan 18, 2006, 04:47 AM
A MAN SHOULD HAVE...
A Workshop with a lock on the inside of the door
A $30,000 Home Depot Gift card
A Hooters Calendar on the wall of the workshop
A Hemi under the hood
A fully stocked takle box
A boat
I large screen Plasma Flat screen TV
I built in remote control attached to his arm
A MAN SHOULD HAVE...
One friend who Always buys the beer
And one as a backup
in case friend one is not around to pick up the tab
A MAN SHOULD HAVE...
A good piece of ___ not previously owned by
Anyone else http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif
A MAN SHOULD HAVE
A complete set of tools,
I fridge in the garage,
An ample supply of TV dinners
A MAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over His sexual organ...
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love Without Commitment... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/sneaky.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
HOW TO TELL HIS BOSS TO SHOVE IT UP HIS ___ http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/evil.gif
ACT LIKE YOU ARE LISTENING WHILE WATCHING TV
AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT GETTING IN A BRAWL AND ENDING UP IN JAIL http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/mask.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
When his refridgerator is running low on beer
How to convince his wife that beer is good for the body... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/yes.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
That he can't change http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/no.gif
The nature of his wifes parents...
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
That his childhood never ends http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/eusa_dance.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to seduce a woman without the use of Alcohol or drugs... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/stickdance.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to sleep on the couch and imagine its a hammok on a beach with topless women... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wiseguy.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom he can trust not to try to steal his woman. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/disappointed.gif
How to ruin the life of the person that does. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/evil.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go when the going get's rough
Be it either fishing
Or to Vegas
Or to the local strip joint
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
What he can and can't accomplish
In a year...
A decade...
And a life...
A Workshop with a lock on the inside of the door
A $30,000 Home Depot Gift card
A Hooters Calendar on the wall of the workshop
A Hemi under the hood
A fully stocked takle box
A boat
I large screen Plasma Flat screen TV
I built in remote control attached to his arm
A MAN SHOULD HAVE...
One friend who Always buys the beer
And one as a backup
in case friend one is not around to pick up the tab
A MAN SHOULD HAVE...
A good piece of ___ not previously owned by
Anyone else http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/laugh.gif
A MAN SHOULD HAVE
A complete set of tools,
I fridge in the garage,
An ample supply of TV dinners
A MAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over His sexual organ...
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love Without Commitment... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/sneaky.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
HOW TO TELL HIS BOSS TO SHOVE IT UP HIS ___ http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/evil.gif
ACT LIKE YOU ARE LISTENING WHILE WATCHING TV
AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT GETTING IN A BRAWL AND ENDING UP IN JAIL http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/mask.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
When his refridgerator is running low on beer
How to convince his wife that beer is good for the body... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/yes.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
That he can't change http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/no.gif
The nature of his wifes parents...
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
That his childhood never ends http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/eusa_dance.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to seduce a woman without the use of Alcohol or drugs... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/stickdance.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to sleep on the couch and imagine its a hammok on a beach with topless women... http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/wiseguy.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom he can trust not to try to steal his woman. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/disappointed.gif
How to ruin the life of the person that does. http://oakhurstonline.com/icon/evil.gif
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go when the going get's rough
Be it either fishing
Or to Vegas
Or to the local strip joint
EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW...
What he can and can't accomplish
In a year...
A decade...
And a life...